We've Traveled So Far- Like, Really Far.

Pretty normal, right?

This is the nativity set that my sister gave me. It's quite nice. It's also slightly supernatural. BECAUSE. Every time I set it up with everyone facing baby Jesus (which generally only happens once in a season- I'm rarely in there playing with them and talking for each guy like miniature Weebles)... every time I set it up and leave the room...

I come back to find this guy doing this.

Y'all.
(Also, yes, they're on a chess board. Festive.)

One of the kings likes to do his own thing. He spins. He faces the wall. He is never in the position where I left him.

P.J. tells me all sorts of things: that king's a little uneven, he's on wheels, our house is on a fault line.

Whatever.

Haunted. King.

By this point, I'm pretty sure that my house was built on a Native American burial ground.