10 Signs You May Have A {Slight} Social Media Addiction.

{1} You hit your four digit iPhone passcode into your microwave. Twice.

{2} When spying your toddler do something hilarious over the video monitor, you’ve attempted to “like” it.

{3} You've texted your spouse to come watch this hilarious thing on YouTube with you. From one room away.

{4} The instant you get a good photo taken, you mentally crop it for your profile pic.

{5} If a tweet gets no comments, no RTs and no stars, you threaten to quit Twitter. Forever. I mean it. 

{6} You roll your eyes at every single someecards and Imgur meme posted…but still click through and chuckle. (It’s like they were talking about me!)

{7} It takes a second to pinpoint which of your kids has had her vitamins, but zero time to recall whose turn it is in Words With Friends.

{8} You sometimes look down at your hand to find that your thumb has been hitting “refresh” on a feed you don’t recall opening.

{9} Unsubscribing from mailing lists and creating new filters feels like a pretty productive use of three hours.

{10} The line “I read it on a blog” has been used to successfully prove your point more than once. ‘Cause that’s where all the knowledge is.